

It all started with an acquisition of another company we'll call them the insane asylum that basically makes software for our industry. You email the alleged domain expert only to see they are out office till 2099 so you email their manager only to get a bounce back message that they haven't worked here since Barracks first term. It's usually found at 445 on a Friday before a major holiday and after it goes down a beat red senior executive is screaming to the heavens that there's going to be a second of Battle Stalingrad if we don't get this previously unknown and undocumented "thing" back online.

Anyone ever find that "thing" that no one wants to talk about and is secretly holding the company together with shoe string, bubble gum, and paper clips.
